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Post by SierraMike on May 30, 2005 8:54:03 GMT -5
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
same thing to them at funerals.
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Post by Demon AoA on Jun 4, 2005 3:03:45 GMT -5
oh, those jokes are great...
U r sure >>FUN<< has that meaning u have mentioned for it or it stands for just that u can read there?!? (Thats Fun, real fun!)
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Post by magicman on Jun 4, 2005 12:17:42 GMT -5
Hey Demon bud, how r ya?? NOt sure if you are asking if there is a meaning to <FUN> but in case you are wondering that, let me see if I can cover it. We are <FUN>, Friends United!!! We stand for what this game should represent, a bunch of friends that stand together no matter what. We are not about the competition but instead, for the love of this game. We want everyone that plays this game to see how much FUN it is and to see the great people that play the game. We DO still have our matches but could care less if we are winners or losers, as long as each one of us had FUN, then that's all that matters. Of coarse winning is always nice, but is not our main priority. C4 is NOT a community but instead a big FAMILY and we are trying to keep everyone from loosing site of that very thing.
Hope that helps answer any questions and maybe Sierra or Joggl would like to add to this. Take care Demon and cya in the skies!!!! ;D
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Post by joggl on Jun 4, 2005 14:20:50 GMT -5
What an aswer!! Great, Magic, really great! No one of us can say it in a better way.
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Post by SierraMike on Jun 6, 2005 4:42:57 GMT -5
Exact like this Magicman! This is the answer!
Nothing to add to the words of one of the greatest
C4 veterans !
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Post by john-uk on Jul 11, 2005 5:37:06 GMT -5
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had
died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that two people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if it hadn't been for that d**ned Ice Cream Truck".
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Post by C.@.T on Jul 11, 2005 11:52:47 GMT -5
just great
;D
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Post by joggl on Jul 11, 2005 12:43:33 GMT -5
LMAO. Ice cream man. Lol!
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Post by john-uk on Jul 14, 2005 6:05:32 GMT -5
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!"
And she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" He said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a d**ned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning." ;D
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Post by john-uk on Jul 21, 2005 9:22:13 GMT -5
Carlos calls his boss in the morning:
Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work.
The boss says:
You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that.
2 hours later Carlos calls:
Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house. ;D
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Post by joggl on Jul 21, 2005 11:29:01 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by john-uk on Sept 6, 2005 18:41:53 GMT -5
Two guys in a life raft in the middle of the ocean.
One sees an old bottle floating. He picks it up and rubs it, and a genie comes out.
The genie says, "For letting me out, I will grant you one wish."
The guy says, (without thinking) "Turn this ocean into beer". And the ocean turns into the best beer anybody has ever tasted.
The second guy says to the first, "You idiot, now we'll have to piss in the boat". ;D
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Post by C.@.T on Sept 7, 2005 13:46:14 GMT -5
LMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by SierraMike on Sept 8, 2005 12:15:55 GMT -5
hehehehe LMAO!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by john-uk on Sept 18, 2005 16:23:18 GMT -5
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR Stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."  |
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